stop editing yourself to death

You don’t have a visibility problem… you have a memorability problem.

seriously unserious sells

Funny, credible, memorable, and successful are not mutually exclusive.

Recognition comes before revenue because people can’t choose someone they don’t remember.

Allison Rossi, Ghostwriting & Personal Branding for Founders
From Recognition to Revenue

Two Steps

Build a recognizable personal brand. Then turn that recognition into revenue.

personal branding

Become easier to recognize, easier to remember, and the obvious choice.


Together, we’ll build a memorable personal brand as the real you: funny, credible, and wildly successful.

brand partnerships

Get paid real money as the real you with more and better brand deals.


Together, we’ll translate your expertise and personality into paid brand partnerships and sponsorships.

one hour. one-on-one. one purpose. Zero bs.

Start with a single session

Let’s find out what’s making you forgettable online or invisible to brands, because recognition comes before revenue.

1 hour · $249
If we continue working together, this payment is credited towards an ongoing engagement.

Allison Rossi, Fractional Marketing Director for Startups and Founders

Hi, I’m Allison (with 2 Ls)

I’m a seriously unserious marketer and LinkedIn content creator.

I’m here to tell you it’s not that serious, and that you can grow without losing yourself in the process.

You don’t need to blow up your brand.
You need to stop editing yourself to death.


34M

Impressions

280K

Engagements

31K

Followers

11x

LinkedIn Lunatics

Testimonials

Kirstin West
COO
SPG Property Limited

Allison’s attention to detail, work ethic, and positive energy make her an invaluable strategic partner and a joy to work with.

Shaida Karimi, Founder & Owner, Del Ara

Shaida Karimi
Founder & Owner
Del Ara

Allison understood my vision immediately, and now I have the brand I always wanted others to see.

Fred FitzGerald, Head of Marketing, Virgin Balloon Flights

Fred FitzGerald
Head of Marketing
Virgin Balloon Flights

Allison brings sharp strategy, clear communication, and dependable execution. She’s an excellent partner.

boring is a death Sentence

People can’t choose someone they don’t remember.

If your content looks polished, sounds professional, and is completely forgettable, let’s fix that.

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