People can’t choose someone they don’t remember

Stop Editing Yourself to Death

Turning visibility into opportunity with seriously unserious content & personal branding.

Because being funny, credible, memorable, and successful are not mutually exclusive.

become unforgettable

Allison Rossi, Fractional Marketing Director for Startups and Founders

Hi, I’m Allison (with 2 Ls)

I’m a fractional CMO and accidental content creator.

I grew my business and brand on LinkedIn by thinking out loud as the real me: seriously unserious, snarky, opinionated, and funny (allegedly).

I’m here to tell you that LinkedIn doesn’t have to be that serious.

Being funny, credible, memorable, and successful are not mutually exclusive — and you can grow without losing yourself in the process.

You don’t need to be someone you’re not.
You need to stop editing yourself to death.

become unforgettable

34M

Impressions

280K

Engagements

31K

Followers

11x

LinkedIn Lunatics

Seriously unserious coaching & Content

Personal Branding & Brand Partnerships

Build a recognizable personal brand, then turn that recognition into revenue.

personal branding

Become Unforgettable

Become easier to recognize, easier to remember, and the obvious choice.

brand partnerships

Monetize Your Influence

Translate your expertise and personality into paid brand partnerships.

one hour. one-on-one. one purpose. Zero bs.

Start with a single session

Let’s find out what’s making you forgettable online or invisible to brands, because recognition comes before revenue.

book a single Session

1 hour · $249
If we continue working together, this payment will be credited toward an ongoing engagement.

Verified humans who didn’t regret hiring me.

★★★★★

Kirstin West
COO
SPG Property Limited

Allison’s attention to detail, work ethic, and positive energy make her an invaluable strategic partner and a joy to work with.

★★★★★

Shaida Karimi
Founder & Owner
Del Ara

Allison understood my vision immediately, and now I have the brand I always wanted others to see.

★★★★★

Fred FitzGerald
Head of Marketing
Virgin Balloon Flights

Allison brings sharp strategy, clear communication, and dependable execution. She’s an excellent partner.

Boring is a death Sentence

People can’t choose someone they don’t remember.

become unforgettable