stop editing yourself to death
You don’t have a visibility problem… you have a memorability problem.
seriously unserious sells
Funny, credible, memorable, and successful are not mutually exclusive.
Recognition comes before revenue because people can’t choose someone they don’t remember.
1 hour · $249
If we continue working together, this payment is credited towards an ongoing engagement.

From Recognition to Revenue
Two Steps
Build a recognizable personal brand. Then turn that recognition into revenue.
personal branding
Become easier to recognize, easier to remember, and the obvious choice.
Together, we’ll build a memorable personal brand as the real you: funny, credible, and wildly successful.
- Content Strategy & Support
- ICP & Content Pillar Development
- Writing Review & Feedback
- LinkedIn Profile Optimization
- Making Sense of Data & Analytics
- Strategic Advisory & Mentorship
- I’ll help you get comfortable with being uncomfortable.
Other strategy and project work is quoted separately.
Pricing depends upon scope.
brand partnerships
Get paid real money as the real you with more and better brand deals.
Together, we’ll translate your expertise and personality into paid brand partnerships and sponsorships.
- Continued Content Support
- Brand Partnership Strategy & Support
- Pricing & Negotiation
- Writing Review & Feedback
- LinkedIn Profile Optimization Strategy
- Creator Advisory & Mentorship
- We’ll work together to find the RIGHT brands for you.
Other work quoted separately.
Management & representation is commission-based.
one hour. one-on-one. one purpose. Zero bs.
Start with a single session

Let’s find out what’s making you forgettable online or invisible to brands, because recognition comes before revenue.
1 hour · $249
If we continue working together, this payment is credited towards an ongoing engagement.

Hi, I’m Allison (with 2 Ls)
I’m a seriously unserious marketer and LinkedIn content creator.
I’m here to tell you it’s not that serious, and that you can grow without losing yourself in the process.
You don’t need to blow up your brand.
You need to stop editing yourself to death.
34M
Impressions
280K
Engagements
31K
Followers
11x
LinkedIn Lunatics
Testimonials
Kirstin West
COO
SPG Property Limited
Allison’s attention to detail, work ethic, and positive energy make her an invaluable strategic partner and a joy to work with.
Shaida Karimi
Founder & Owner
Del Ara
Allison understood my vision immediately, and now I have the brand I always wanted others to see.
Fred FitzGerald
Head of Marketing
Virgin Balloon Flights
Allison brings sharp strategy, clear communication, and dependable execution. She’s an excellent partner.
boring is a death Sentence
People can’t choose someone they don’t remember.
If your content looks polished, sounds professional, and is completely forgettable, let’s fix that.