I promise nothing. No hacks. No false promises. No BS.
I hate fake gurus who promise the moon.
one hour. one-on-one. one purpose. zero BS.
Being human on LinkedIn converts.
A one-hour coaching conversation for people who want to show up on LinkedIn like actual humans… and turn visibility into opportunities.
What I won’t promise…
Anyone who promises you these things is lying.
Zero
Massive Followers
I cannot make people follow you.
zero
Viral Posts
I cannot make your posts go viral.
zero
Instant Sales
I cannot make people buy from you.
zero
Overnight Success
I cannot turn you into a thought leader in a week.
What you might find out…
Actual insight. No false promises.
who
Who You Are
Who your audience is.
Who your audience should be.
Who people think you are.
Who you want to be.
what
What You’re Saying
What sounds real vs. forced.
What’s clear vs. confusing.
What to focus on.
What people remember about you.
when
When To Say It
When to post.
When to skip.
When to elaborate.
When to simplify.
When you’ll know.
where
Where You Shrink
Where you’re overediting.
Where you’re hiding or shrinking.
Where you’re trying too hard.
Where you want to be.
Why
Why It Matters
Why some content works.
Why your messaging gets ignored.
Why your audience isn’t paying attention.
Why you’re holding back.
How
How To Grow
Stronger messaging.
Better visibility.
More trust.
Recognizable voice.
Marketing people actually remember.
Who this is for…
If this sounds like you, you’re in the right place.
You post on LinkedIn (or want to) but feel like no one cares.
Your content is professional but forgettable.
You’re not sure how much of yourself belongs online.
You have real goals and want to reach them as the real you.
You want someone to tell you the truth, kindly but clearly.
There is no right way to do LinkedIn. Let’s find your way.
Hi, I’m Allison (with 2 Ls)
I’m a marketing strategist, fractional CMO, and accidental LinkedIn content creator.
I started taking LinkedIn seriously (well, not that seriously) at the end of 2024 and grew my follower count to ~20,000 in a little over a year.
Since then, LinkedIn has become a sea of AI, full of templates, prompts, and formulaic posts that all sound the same.
I’m here to tell you it’s not that serious, and that you can grow without losing yourself in the process.
Just remember, I promise nothing.
No hacks. No lies. No BS.
27M
Impressions
253K
Engagements
27K
Followers
8x
LinkedIn Lunatics
How it works…
Step 1
Reach out or check out.
Click “Book Session” and check out through Stripe.
step 2
Tell me about you.
Fill out the intake form, so I have context before we meet.
step 3
Schedule the session.
Choose a date and time in my calendar that works for you.
1 hour · $249 · Nothing else
If you want to continue, we can roll this into monthly sessions. Monthly starts at $950/mo with a 3-month minimum.
Read More About Monthly Coaching
Book your session with Allison (or don’t)
No promises. Just honesty.